Pablo Sayer

The Financial Crisis Cuts Deep

Thursday 18th Apr 2024

Not since the Heath government, when my old drinking pal Cyril Smith stood as an MP for Rochdale, have we never had it so good.  While the world is falling to pieces around us we can always find that chink of sunlight to brighten our day.  Lord Stinky Carruthers was always one to share his time generously and this May will be no different.  Time to deflea the tweed, saddle up the iron horse, chomp on my briar pipe and ride west to bore a couple of chaps and chapesses with boring Boer War stories.   40 miles of Saville Row charm at an cruising speed of 40 mph ( 20 past St Day School ) All for a blinking good cause.  Please donate some dinner money to help those folk at the DGR. 

Crikey!!!! The DGR at 60.

Friday 5th Apr 2024

Lord Stinky was forced to miss the last two DGR's on account that he was following Lord Byron's footsteps on the Grand Tour. Old Byron had a better run of it pleasing himself, joining the Greek Army and writing poetry in romantic locations. Poor old Stinky's Grand Tour was handicapped with Dutch Caravaners, border patrols, passport checks and pickpockets. Still while passing through Turkey a miracle occurred. Stinky's bald pate turned into a Lion's mane and his " On the Buses " teeth are miraculously like chalk pillars lined up in neat rows. This Bally whistle every time I talk is upsetting the labradors though. 

Anyway, I will be riding my Italian Stallion Moto Guzzi, and leaving the American hog in the stables for this DGR. It would be top drawer if any of my chums or indeed my chums chums and even my chums chums chums could turf out the change drawer, cashing those old shekels and sponsor me for this worthy cause. 

Tally Ho!!!

 

Stinky

I'm Riding for Men's Health in The Distinguished Gentleman's Ride

Tuesday 2nd Apr 2024 On Sunday the 19th of May 2024, I'm riding in The Distinguished Gentleman's Ride with fellow men and women across the globe to raise funds and awareness for prostate cancer and men's mental health on behalf of Movember. Men die on average 6 years earlier than women and for largely preventable reasons. The number of men that are suffering is growing, and we need to do something about that. So, before I press my tweed and polish my boots, I'm asking you to join me in raising funds and awareness for these causes by donating what you can for this meaningful cause and to help the men we love, live happier and healthier lives.